Old Crusty Whitey vs. Young Hot Dem

Tonight's the night! The face off between the old pace maker Cheney and Edwards. Could they be more extreme? All the way from how they look, to their policy, to what they like to do for exercise, they are as black and white as an oreo.

Let's take a look at Mr. Cheney, shall we? He's a grumpy old cuss who has been hidden from time to time when all this "terrorism" has been going on. Keeping him in secret locations because well, quite frankly, he is old and frightening. Personally, I think he was being hidden from the public because he's just so ugly and frumpy. It didn't have anything to do with keeping him safe. It was to keep the American public safe from having to look at his whitey mck white white mug. Mr. Cheney is not eloquent. He is not smooth. In fact, I'm not sure what he is because again, they have kept him hidden for the past 4 years. Why? His policy will be clear tonight, as Mr. Bush stated from last Thursday, more of the same. No need to change anything. According to Mr. Cheney, it's all good. No harm done. Just money in his pocket from all the military spending and support of his companies and investments. What does he like to do for exercise? I think that is obvious....at best, probably walk from his Lazyboy chair to the kitchen for doughnuts. Or maybe he puts puzzles together. I'm not sure.

As for Mr. Edwards, not much is known about him either. I did see him in a debate on the FOX network long ago when he was still in the running for the Presidential race. The debate focused more on what Mr. Edwards thought about Mr. Kerry than it did regarding his policy. He's a pretty boy and it's what Kerry needs because again, to be quite frank, Kerry looks like Frankenstein. He needs a hot dem to work it for him. He's almost as mysterious and the crusty old white guy discussed previously. Let's hope he comes out swinging and pulls the plug on Cheney's pacemaker once and for all. Edwards policy....that remains to be seen but I think I like it better than the other guy's. As for what he likes to do for exercise, he likes to run long distances. He was on the cover of Runner's World last week. That is a good sign. Shows he does more than mill back and forth between CNN and ESPN via the remote.

I'm watching tonight at 6pm and will hopefully have the answers to all the above and then some.

As for BAD SANTA, it's pretty dang funny and demented from what I have watched thus far. Sleep was calling so I got to the part where I saw Santa diddling the hot chick in the hot tub. I can give it 3 stars of 5 thus far.